UPDATE:  Mark Trail has obliterated my score: (who's next??)

Oh yeah!  The gauntlet has been thrown ...

Yup, now you're gonna have to get in there and beat THAT!!  I know it can't be done.  Honestly, I'm the best and will likely stay the best forever and ever.

...and not just because I can edit the scores in the database directly and give myself any score I want.  No, that would be too easy.  I'm the best because I play better than everyone else.  It's that simple.  So, if you dare, try beating that high score of mine.  Go ahead.

(Whew!  It was hard for me to act that arrogant, but desperate measures called for it.  We need more players to come in and post scores!!  Email your friends and challenge your uncles.  Let's get some competition going around here, eh?  I promise not to  act like a jerk anymore if you promise to go out and bring in more players!  Deal?)